Christmas Deco in Shopping Malls

Girl called and asked me out…I’m free tak ada plan pun…so why not. She come and fetch me..pandai pun cari rumah i…bukannya susah…senang aje. Cuma some of my friends find it’s difficult coz banyak simpang, flyover, U turn, traffic lights..etc..etc….end up I jugak yg kena drive out fetch them wherever they are. Sigghh…

We plan nak tengok krismas deco kat shopping malls. As many shopping complex as possible..selagi terlarat….selagi tula..heh…heh…heh

Let the pics tell the story k. Below are a few shots of Christmas deco in some of the shopping malls in KL that we went last week.

Pavilion's White Chrismas

Starhill

Sg Wang Plaza

Berjaya Times Square

Suria KLCC

Gardens at MidValley

One Utama

Christmas has just passed, New Year is just around the corner.

Wish all of you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!

Congratulation for those who have already achieve your goals, for those who haven't, like me, we life must go on…

Christmas is a wonderful festive seasons, besides big celebration and countdown everywhere, Christmas deco in shopping mall makes us feel good too.

p/s - kali ni cuma gambar pokok krismas aje, no pics of us... bukan u all tak kenal we all kannn :-)

I am Lagend / National Treasure

Early in the morning, I dgn Papa pegi UH to check his eye. Mcm biasa tunggu almost 3 hrs then only can see the doctor. I really hate that, "waiting", but what to do its part of my responsibility to accompany him to UH for his eye checkup. Petang plak, i'm bored so i pegi TGV OU tgk wayang.

I pegi tgk latest movie Will Smith, “I Am Legend”. Citer tu psl last man on earth (or so-called last) dan org² lain semua dah kena virus which turns them into vampire ataupun dlm citer ni dipanggil “darkseekers”. And of cos, last man standing tu dok kat New York, instead of Japan atau German or whatsoever.

Citer Hollywood, US aje la…US gak jadik hero, US gak jadik conquerer. Anyway, I rasa citer ni lain sket from other movie Will Smith yg I pernah tgk, ada org kata ala² “Castaway” Tom Hanks sbb Will Smith a.k.a. Robert Neville kena hidup sorg² dan interact dgn anjing dia je. Lagipun as far as i'm concern Will Smith tak penah berlakon citer hantu/horror. So, “I Am Legend” ni mmg requires Will Smith bermain dgn emosi dan mimik muka. Touching gak tgk story ni i.e. macamana dia terpaksa tinggalkan family dia (sape nak tgk Will Smith nangis, don’t miss this movie), what happened to his family, connection between human and pet. So in short, citer ni best dan tak bosan. Even though mula² nampak mcm bosan sbb dia sorg² tapi don’t worry, you won’t be bored. Plus, it’s a sad ending hohoho

Then the 2nd movie is National Treasure Book of Secrets

Citer ni not bad, penuh saspen especially part kejar-mengejar…dah la guna kereta Merz, habis jahanam kereta mahal huhuhu. Part diorg solving the mysteries dan looking for the treasure pun OK, aku rase better than the earlier sequel.

Tapi it all happened so fast, dr clue A ke clue B ke clue C mcm cepat sgt sampaikan kita mungkin tak dpt pickup, “what was that again? Apa kaitan clue ni dgn yg tadi tu?” Tapi not bad laa, so sape² yg suka adventure movies should watch this one. Bila tgk citer² adventure mcm ni, teringat kat Indiana Jones, the best!! Hehehe…Anyway, the actors are OK, storyline pun not bad cuma don’t ask me what treasure were they looking for, link banyak sgt hahahah. So aku tgk citer ni as it is je

Tips Elak Malu Kalau Terjatuh..heh..heh..heh

Actually my cousin sent this message to me as reminder....

Sila praktikkan pada masa yang sesuai.

1. Kalau jatuh tersepak batu jangan terus bangun, sebaliknya anda baring dan terus berguling-guling sehingga jauh dr pandangan org.. pastu baru bangun tapi pastikan dulu ade org ke tak...

2. Kalau jatuh Beskal cepat2 nek beskal anda balik, kemudian buat2 jatuh lagi... agar org ingat anda baru belajar nek beskal.

3. Kalau jatuh tangga terus bersilat seolah2 anda dirasuk atau sedang bertarung dgn makhluk halus.

4. Kalau terjatuh Dalam Longkang pungut la sampah yg ada sambil marah2 dengan nada yg kuat, biar org ingat anda sedang bekerja membersihkan longkang dan memarahi tindakan org yg membuang sampah ke dalam longkang..

5. Kalau jatuh Di depan Bus Stop buat2 la pengsan sehingga org datang membantu anda kalau takde org nk tolong...baring je sampai takde org.. sampai malam pon tak per...janji kita tak malu....

6. Kalau jatuh tergelincir kat lantai yg licin tarik kawan anda yg berada d sebelah anda agar mereka jatuh bersama anda so tak lah anda malu sorg2..koman2 kawan anda jugak dapat malu yg sama... ye tak?

....so pada sesaper yg rasa taktik nih boleh dipraktikkan sila lah try cuba test erk..tp untuk diri sdr x pernah lak rs nak try muhahahahahaha....n rsnya takkan sesekali kots ahaks!!

Enchanted

Last weekend I pegi tengok wayang walt Disney yg terbaru ni…citer apa lagi yang tengah hot kalau bukan Enchanted. Memang best la citer ni..penuh dengan warna warni and gelak ketawa…lakonan Amy Adams pun OK..memang best la. I suka sangat dengan baju yang Amy pakai nie..cantik2 sangat. I pun suka baju dia yang color hijau, memang cantikla.

Kelakarnya bila Giselle (Amy Adams) buat baju dia guna langsir..tau2 pagi esoknya langsir rumah Patrick Dempsey dah berlubang-lubang…kelakar lagi bila jalan-jalan kat taman Geselle nak nyanyi padahal diaorang dah kat Kota Manhattan (dlm cartoon kan diaorang sikit2 nak nyanyi) jadi Patrick ni memang pelikla…haa..lg satu lawak bila Chipmuck nie dah masuk dalam dunia sebenar dah tak boleh cakap…orang biasa tak boleh faham la apa yang chipmuck ni nak sampaikan…lakonan Putera Andrew pun kelakar..bilda dia tengok tv dia ingat tu cermin sakti..siap Tanya Geselle kat mana…hahahahahaha…memang sakit perut tengok.

Ala…nak citer lebih2 pun tak boleh kan…nak tahu selanjutnya pegila tengok sendiri…memang best sangat..saper yang ada anak2 tu elokla bawak tengok citer nih, lg plak sekarang ni musim sekolah kan…best wooo….

Saper yang ada problem tension, bengang…apa kata tengok citer nie..jadi time kita gelak2 tak ingat tu bolehla lupakan sekejap problem yang melanda diri kita…hidup biar enjoy!!!

Synopsis :

The tale follows the beautiful princess Giselle as she is banished by an evil queen from her magical, musical animated land--and finds herself in the gritty reality of the streets of modern-day Manhattan. Shocked by this strange new environment that doesn't operate on a "happily ever after" basis, Giselle is now adrift in a chaotic world badly in need of enchantment. But when Giselle begins to fall in love with a charmingly flawed divorce lawyer who has come to her aid--even though she is already promised to a perfect fairy tale prince back home--she has to wonder: can a storybook view of romance survive in the real world?

Fikiran masa hujan turun..

Ooh hari ni hujan..lebat jugak...banyaknya rahmat yang Allah turunkan...kalau berdoa di waktu-waktu begini insyaAllah dimakbulkan.

Dialog2 biasa di waktu ujan

· pekerja opis : oh...syoknya kalau tido waktu2 mcm ni
· pekerja kilang : sempoi ar ujan..buleh masuk lambat sket (bagi shift petang)
· mak yang tak sempat pegi market : ari ni masak sardin saja lah...ujan, mcm mana nak pegi beli lauk...
· adik2 kat sekolah : arini mesti takde perhimpunan.hooray..
· penoreh getah : alamak, tak memotong la aku ari ni (ditempat yang ditulis 'DILARANG MEMOTONG') ha ha ha
· pengantin baru : uish mcm faham2 je ujan ni :)
· orang kurus : tak bercakap (sebab terketar2..sejukkkk..)
· peniaga laksa di pasar malam : laksa ari ni kene bg org tapau la sorang sepiok
· penunggang motor : asal bawak motor je hujan, masa bawak kereta tak ujan pulak....cobaan tu bang...
· pemandu kereta : mintak2 takdak la jalan yang banjir...
· orang yang sedang solat : 'Ya Allah, murahkanlah rezeki kami semurah rahmat hujan yang kau turunkan....'

Dialog korang mcm mana pulak?

Kuasa Zodiak

Kisah Wanita Api – Aries (21 Mac – 19 April)

Wanita dalam kumpulan Api sememangnya dilahirkan dengan semangat yang membara dan berkobar-kobar. Ia memandu perjalanan mereka demi mencapai apa yang dihajati. Sikap wanita Api sebagai pemimpin memonopoli diri sehingga membuatkan mereka tidak dapat menerima kekalahan serta tidak boleh hidup bersendirian. Mereka ini penuh passion dan tenaga. Semangat kental dalam melakukan sesuatu serta sikap agresif membuatkan wanita Api dihormati. Tidak lentur pada godaan dan cabaran, itula keistimewaan wanita Api.

Cinta: Api yang membara perlu dirdakan dengan sikap lemah lembut daripada pasangan. Wanita Api juga seorang yang berjiwa lembut. Api yang membara terpadam jua apabila disimbahi air. Wanita ini perlukan perhatian dan kasih sayang. Biarpun sedikit ego, wanita Api kadang kala berperilaku romantik dan manja terhadap pasangannya

Tips Cantik: Wanita Api sentiasa tampil elegan. Penampilan perlu sentiasa kemas dan bergaya. Lebihkan perhatian kepada dandanan rambut / tudung serta pakaian lebih korporat sesuai dengan imej ‘pemimpin’. Warna merah yang bersemarak dan menyala amat sesuai bagi nafsu membara serta bergelora wanita Api. Kehangatan warna merah mencerminkan personaliti lebih ghairah lagi bersemangat. Untuk membangkitkan aura dalaman, pilih rona kuning, emas, oren dan merah bagi personaliti lebih menyerlah. Selain itu, tidur adalah terapi kecantikan terbaik bagi wanita Api. Tubuh lebih segar dan bertenaga selepas tidur yang panjang. Mereka juga dinasihatkan lebih kerap mengunjungi salun kecantikan dan spa urutan. Penambilan lembut dan mengasyikkan memang memerikan impak kepada emosi individu untuk tambil lebih ayu dan romantis

Fesyen untuk Aries

Mempunyai pesona glamour, pandai mencuri perhatian walau dalam apa sahaja penampilan. Seorang yang seksi dan berani. Aries seorang yang bertuah kerana punya daya penarik yang tersendiri. Nanun, ia bergantung kepada kebijaksanaan untuk menonjolkan aura tarikan tersebut. Warna serasi – Warna merah, kuning dan pink salmon. Warna-warna ini mampu menyerlahkan aura dan daya pemikat wanita Aries

Being single

This is totally not a topic people talk out in the open. Its definitely something that everyone is aware of but simply refuse to discuss. My brother told me that day when I met him “You should get a boyfriend now. Or you never ever will” Mama never said anything about it, at least not in front of me. Funny how I used to think she’s all cool about this kind of stuff, until he mentioned how mama sometimes unleash her deepest worries about me showing no signs of ending my singlehood, I realized she’s just like any other mums out there. *sigh*

Sad but true, It’s not just mama who are laden with such thoughts. In fact, I toyed with the same thought myself. And I know I’m not alone in this. I am sure if not always, these thoughts might have crossed the fiery mind of us single ladies at least once.

But not actually quite like that. As life puts it, I love my life the way it is. I love being single. I love going out and not having to inform anyone beforehand. I love hanging out with my girlfriends. I love not having someone telling me not to do this and that just because he doesn’t want me doing so. Plus, I do still have tonnes of things to do before settling down. I want to go places, do things. Things that I’m not sure I’ll be able to do when I’m attached. (I tried to commit to few relationships before, but belum jodoh kot….too complicated.)

So does that make singleton my all time favorite brand?

The answer is no. Because despite all that, deep inside, I do wish to settle down one day. And yess, I do want to go home to that one person, who'd share his laughes with me, who'd shed my tears whenever i cry. To share my laundry basket with that same person, to cook dishes for two instead of one, to have someone to argue about whether to watch football or sappy movies for the night, etc..etc.. To know that there is one person who’d take me in no matter what.

Yess..one day.

Somehow I believe that one fine day I’ll wake up in the morning and find that I’m all ready, and by the time there’s this perfect guy who will come and knock me upside down and wallaah..! Everything fall into place perfectly. yeah..yeah..I know it sounded too fairy tale-like, a little too ideal to wish in this non-ideal world. But hadn't He said Himself,

So that’s not too much to ask for, isn’t it?

Depressed

Whenever I read my post kat bawah tu, I thought to myself – ghee.. I sounded so depressed.

But really. I had to admit. These last few weeks mmg have been really testing. Testing kesabaran, testing ketahanan diri.. Mcm2 berlaku.. Whenever I thought things could never be worse, something else went wrong. And this went on…one thing after another. And what did I do amidst all that?

- I whined. I complained. I wallowed. I walked around as if mine is the biggest problem in the world and no one would ever understand.

And good did I achieve by doing all that?

- None. After I whine, I felt like whining some more. I complained –why does bad things always happen to me? And afterwards, I felt more depressed. I slept during the day, went to bed early at night, woke up late in the morning. Everything I need to do, went into my pending list. During the day, I walked around with the ‘ignore me-I had a bad day’ attitude. I put up frowned face all day long, and spread guilt around to my friends for not having the same problem– And made them all feel bad as a result.

And did my problems resolve?

- Hah! Definitely not! In fact, I felt worse myself. And that’s when I realized- oh God, what have I done? I should have buckle up and move forward. Problems don’t go by itself. They need to be tended. What I need to do was stay around and get my problems sorted – and after that only I realized that actually, things were not so bad after all..It was the mind game that made everything looked worse than it actually was.. and it was also the mind that could actually made all the hard things in life easy. And the most important thing that I had actually forgotten to do was.. to count my blessings. Even when most things in life had went into the drain, even when all things important seem to be lost – I still have a lot of other things with me. Its not the end of the world. Its not like I couldn’t get up and fix things up.
I just forgot to be grateful.

"True greatness is, start where you are, use what you have, and do what you can."

*sigh*

Its My Life

I want, what I want, When I want It.

Well, that's life. That's how I want to maneuver my life, right now.

Regardless of me being selfish or not, that is.

Who cares? Even if I care, will other people take the trouble to care as much as I do?

No. Nope. None.

So, I want to live my life as it is, judge me all you want. Like I care?

There's nothing to think about pun. So I don't want to be in a shitty mood right now, why make it worse, kan?!

Old ITM's friends

Last weekend, we had a gathering at Tarbush, Ampang Point.

It was really FUN meeting all my friends again after more than 10 years apart. Bak kata Kak Nai & DE....IT WAS A BLAST....Here are the pics taken on that day.

Nyanya propose to have an outing every two months. Keluar makan cam hari tu....to share stories, gelak sampai giler, dgr jokes bangang Ayu and so much more....

Kalau setuju, Nyanya can organize kan cam hari tu, but let to let her know when & where.

The promoted group 1994 ITM Jengka

Ex- roomates

K. Nai, Nyanya, Yati, DE & Ayu
K. Nai & Zeah

Legend Island

12 November 2007 (Isnin)
- Ambil bas from KL Sentral to LCCT cost RM8.00. Hujan plak pagi ni. Sampai LCCT, Girl and the others semua dah sampai. Terus checkin. Our flight is 10.20am. As usual, the flight is delay again, we depart 11.00am. Haaiihhh….kena gelar Air Delay..bukan AirAsia.

- Sampai Langkawi 12.00pm. Terus checkin kat chalet. We stay at Lagenda Permai Chalet – RM60 per night. Cheap right? Area Pantai Chenang. Keadaan chalet ni ok…not bad. Lagi pun bukan nak stay dlm bilik pun. Lepas solat cari makanla…perut masing-masing dah lapar. We had our lunch at Tomato Restaurant. Just walking distance from our chalet. The price is affordable macam kat KL jugakla not much different. Lepas tu, kami cari tempat nak sewa kereta. We rent 2 cars, 1 Myvi and 1 Iswara – RM60 per day.. Cheap also…eemm…boleh recommend kat kawan-kawan nih. As usual, me as the driver. Ntah naperla depa suka suruh I jadi driver… L. Takperla…I drive Myvi, bawa family Girl. The other car Nizam (Adik Girl) yg drive..dlm kereta tu semua orang-orang muda..ceehhh!! Dlm Myvi warga EMAS!! Redha ajerla.

- Bila dah selesai hal sewa menyewa nih, 1st destination is tempat Beras Terbakar. Not much to say here…beras2 tu pun dah tak berapa nak ada. Tinggal sikit aje..tu pun terletak dalam kotak khas kat kawasan situ jugak. Ramai orang duk ambil beras tu, smpi habis!! Kat situ ada juga kedai jual2 mcm pakaian, kain batik, minyak gamat etc..etc..etc.. situ murah2.

- Next, we went to Telaga 7. Kononnya nak panjatla sampai atas. Tapi tak sanggupla sebab terlalu tinggi and tak larat nak panjat tangga hingga ke atas. We just make it hingga ke waterfalls aje. Situ pun dah cantik viewnya. Tak ramai pun orang yang mandi kat situ. Yelah..mana nak ada, sbb kami pegi sana on weekdays, bukannya on weekend or school holidays, or public holiday. Rehat about ½hr kat sana. Next, we went to Gunung MatChincang. Famous place for CableCar. Nak naik cable car tu cost RM15.00..kena tunjuk I/C baru boleh dpt harga tu…if not is RM25.00. Macam nak naik Genting Highland jugakla…keadaannya. Bila kat atas tu memang berkabus!!! Ala-ala overseas gituuu… tapi takla sejuk…rasa macam biasa ajer. Nice view, boleh nampak island-island..kalau tak berkabusla…berkabus kalu…mmg putih aje semua.

- Habis kat atas tu, balik chalet. Tukar baju, mandi kat beach pantai chenang plak. Air laut kat situ punyala masin…uweeekkk….tak sanggup lama2 dlm tu. Pedih mata, gatal2 muka dibuatnya.

- Lepas solat Maghrib, we went to Kuah. Had dinner at 1 of the shop kat situ. Lepas tu jalan-jalan, pusing-pusing lepak kat Dataran Helang. Lama jugak kat sana…smpi pukul 11pm. Kami smpi sana pun dah pukul 10lebih, nak cari tempat tu, cari parking lagi, berjalan lagi, sembang2 lagi…mana tak lama. Finish 1 day punya event.

13 November 2007 (Selasa)
- Plan for today is island hopping. Murah aje…is only RM25.00 per person..and it’s a half day trip. 1 boat boleh muat 16 orang. Best naik speed boat tu…lajuuuu!! Tak boleh mabukla kalau laju macam tu. 1st stop is at Pulau Beras Basah for 1 ½ hr…nice beach. Keadaan pantai tu cantik…crystal clear water, boleh nampak ikan-ikan from the jetty…boleh snorkeling jugak…tp tak cukup equipment. Kami mandi kat tepi-tepi pantai aje.

- Lepas tu, tour to Helang Island. Kat situ tak turun dari boat sebab kami kat situ cuma boleh tengok burung-burung Helang. Banyak burung2 Helang kat situ, to see how it’s fly and catch a fish…really…really cooollll!!! (See the pics below)

- Next we went to Pulau Dayang Bunting. On the way tu, from the boat memang boleh tengok bentuk Pulau Dayang Bunting tu…ada shape pregnant lady (See the pics below). We only allow to be there for 1 hour. From the jetty we need to walk up to the lake Dayang Bunting. Took us about 15 minutes. Tak larat sungguh nak panjat bukit…turun bukit..kejang kaki dibuatnya. Finally sampai jugakla. Take a boat rite..1 hr kena bayar RM30..okla..bayarla..I naik dgn Girl & Jamal. Tour keliling lake tu. Sunyi aje lake tu….dikelilingi oleh pulau. Tak lama pun naik boat tu…then terjun pulak kat lake. Tak berani lama-lama dlm tu sbb 30 meter dlmnya lake tu. Eventhough pakai life jacket still don’t feel secure sebab I & Girl tak reti nak berenang. Nasib Jamal tak swim, he just wait for us then tarik kami naik…sbb rasa lain macam aje dalam lake tu. Girl sampai rasa nak menangis. Well, it’s an experience.

- Complete dah island hopping. We really have a great time. Sampai chalet at about 2pm. Byk lagi tempat nak pegi visit ni.

- Next, we went to Makam Mahsuri. Banyak dah berubah tempat tu…dah upgrade. Nak masuk kat situ is RM5.00. We all kat dalam tu about 1 hr. Posing kat Makam, kat Telaga Mahsuri, kat Perkampungan Melayu dlm tu. I actually dah tak larat nak jalan….byk duduk dr berjalan…sebab betis I sakit and sometime cramp. Tapi tak tunjukla…maintain mcm biasa. Nasibla drive Myvi auto. Manual kalu….alamatnya tak berjalanla. Sebab other drivers tak expert manual car. Haaiihhh

- Next to Galeria Perdana. Dalam tu semua disimpan barang-barang collections Tun Mahathir. Nak masuk situ kena bayar RM10.00 I and Nizam tak masuk. After drop the others at the Galeria…I & Nizam pergi kedai across the road lepak kat situ. Lega rasanya dpt rehat kat situ. I memang dah tak larat nak jalan sakit sgt betis ni. Lama jugakla depa kat dalam galeria tu. Then we went back to the chalet…rest smpi mlm.

- Had dinner at Restaurant Rasa just walking distance from our chalet. Nice place….we had seafood. Nizam belanja that nite. Lepas tu we take walk at Pantai Chenang..smpi late a nite.

14 November 2007 (Rabu)
- We had breakfast at The Loft Langkawi at Kok Harbour. Tempat situ terletak semua kapal2 mewah. (See the pics below)

- Lepas breakfast we heading to Kuah. Shopping time!!! As for me, there’s nothing to buy…only chocolates. 2 hours we were there. Mak Girl yg shopping banyak sungguh…sampai kena beli extra begla dibuatnya.

- After shopping we went to Underwater World. Nak masuk situ kena bayar RM28.00. Over 4000 animals and sea creatures representing more than 500 species..Awarded “The Largest Aquaria” in Malaysia by The Malaysia Book of Records.

- By 2.30 we all packed and checkout. Had lunch then we proceed to the airport. Our flight is 5.30pm. As usual delay again. ETD at 6.10pm. Haiihh….sabor ajerlah. Hujan lebat. Macam tahu-tahu aje cuaca ni yg kami kesana nak bercuti….cuaca sungguhla elok…panas selama kami kat sana. Alhamdulillah…kalau hujan, tak dapatla nak buat all the xtvts semua nih.

- Sampai KL at 7.10pm. Kamal fetch me at the airport, dia dah tunggu kat arrival hall. Girl and her family/friends balik dgn Limo.

It was a great vacations. Hope to go there again…insyaAllah.

Theses are the pictures taken while i'm there :)

Other great sceneries :)

Shampoo

My usual hairdresser closed her shop. I had to go to the neighboring shady looking shop. I didn't need a haircut; I just wanted to get my hair shampooed. It wasn't like takde air kat rumah, but I just love the feeling of someone else shampooing my hair, not in erotic kinda way. Plus, it has been a very stressful day. I just want to sit on the chair, read magazines that I would never want to get caught buying like Mangga and let the shampoo girl lather up bubbles, and oh urut2 my kepala sikit.

Anyways, back to the story just now, I seriously didn't want to strike any conversation with anybody in the salon including the shampoo girl (Indonesian). I was planning to open my mouth just to say cuci & blow dry, berapa and thank you. But, no. the shampoo girl had to be a chatty girl. Very chatty girl. She started by asking where do I work, what do I do, am I married, am I seeing anybody, panas kan kak weather sekarang, siti nurhaliza and other shit (Banyak tanya plak minah indon ni). Her demeanor reminded me of Queen Latifah's character in The Salon. You know, the one where she owns a salon and the salon has become a mini CNN on its own, everybody brings in their own 'intelligence' and will compare notes and stuff. The place where you first heard that the fella who lives two doors from you actually keeps a mistress heheh. You get what I mean.

You see at my usual hairdresser, the shampoo girl always know that I never want to strike any conversation with anybody in the salon. Yes, contrary to popular belief, I know how to keep my mouth shut at times. Bukan sombong, but I just want to unwind.

So back to the chatty shampoo girl. She didn't seem to get the point!! eventhough I answered her questions curtly and sometimes even tak jawab langsung. I swear to myself that I will never step foot into that place anymore! Suddenly the chatty shampoo girls asked me:

"Akak nak urut?"

"Urut?"

"Iye lah, urut bahu apa semua"

"Err..ok"

She started to massage my shoulders, neck and my back. OMG! Super best ok! Ok la not orgasmic best, but not that bad at all. She continued doing so for the next ten minutes. I rasa sangat refreshed by then. She ended the urut by tepuk-tepuk on my back..

Pap pap pap pap!

Pergh!! Best giller! (Sakit gakla….sbb dia tepuk tulang..heh..heh..hhe..but still in a polite way)

Apparently she wasn't only a shampoo girl; she is also the masseuse and the stylist all in one. Takde service macam ni at my usual salon.

The bill came up to RM14. RM 14 ok!!!! Murah giller compared to the service rendered.

"Terima kasih ye"

"Sama-sama, kak. Datang lagi."

"Ok. Sorry eh tadi tak borak sangat. Akak penat la keje"

"Eh, takpe. Terima kasih ye kak!"

I rasa bersalah dan keji pulak for acting cold towards her hehehe. So, what's your Shampoo experience?

mom, this is why i'm not married yet

1.The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... .WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Suasana Hari Raya

I balik kampung on 12/10/07. Actually kerja lagi on that day, firm bagi ½ day off for muslim staff…heh..heh..heh. 1pm sharp I balik…tak tunggu dah. When I reach home, my parents dah siap!! All pack!! As for me…tak siap apa lagi pun…baju pun tak simpan dlm beg lagi…aduuiihhhh. Tp, last nite dah pilih dah baju-baju apa nak bawa…dah put aside pun, just tak simpan dlm beg lagi. Well, tak buang masa dah, terus kemas beg. Kami bertolak sharp pukul 3pm. Dah tu nak dijadikan cerita, I almost masuk toll Sg Buloh, kena patah balik…sebab, baru teringat roadtax tertinggal. Ya Allah…masa tu tuhan ajela yg tahu, nasib baru area KL, buatnya dah sampai Ipoh…tak ke naya. Patahla balik rumah amik roadtax. Roadtax expired on 13/10 plak tu, dengan nak rayanya…dengan nak balik kampongnya, dengan travelling expensesnya…..Mr RM memang sungguh kurang mengizinkan untuk I berhari raya berlebih-lebihan tahun ni.

Sepanjang perjalanan ke Alor Star, the traffic is very bad and heavy rain along the way. Took us 8 hours to reach Alor Star. Kami bebuka puasa kat R&R Bukit Gantang. Sebelum tu berhenti rehat kat Sg Perak, ingat nak buka puasala kat situ, tapi ramai sungguhla manusia, dengan hujannya..tak selesala plak. I suggest kat Papa, apa kata kita stop kat next R&R, maybe kat sana tak ramai orang, so he agree. Tu yg stop kat Bukit Gantang tu. Ada gakla yang behenti kat situ, tapi not as bad as Sg Perak. Bebuka makan nasi goreng beli tadi kat Menjalara. Nak turun pi restaurant kat R&R tu hujan plak..malasla…tu yang siapkan bekal senang sket. Then continue the journey. Memang penat drive masa hujan ni..sbb dengan tak nampak jalan, dgn nak concentrate on the heavy traffic, dengan ada kereta yang tiba2 buat emergency break ..adduihh…memang penatla.

Pagi hari raya semua pegi ziarah kubur arwah tok. Left me, my mum, k.hus and bibik. Memang dah menjadi routine every year kami akan kemas rumah final touch, hidang makanan, nasi impit, laksa, ketupat daun palas, rendang, kek lapis from Sarawak…mcm2la..penuh meja dibuatnya. Lepas solat raya, sesi makan dan bergambar macam tahun-tahun lepas.

Lepas makan, at about 11am we went to Istana Anak Bukit nak berhari raya dgn Tuanku Sultan Kedah. Info from my cousin (Sh. Rehana), she said Istana is on renovation so the event took place at Wisma Darul Aman. Royal families a.k.a kaum kerabat Sultan boleh berjumpa dengan Sultan pukul 11am. My parents tak pergi, only me, auntie, syamil, naim and nazwal family yg pegi. Sampai sana dah ramai dah families kat dewan. Kena beratur sebelum berjumpa dengan Tuanku. Sama macam tahun2 lepas jugak. Tapi, kami makan dulu, takla banyak sangat foodnya…tapi bolehla alas perut..sambil-sambil tu jumpa dengan sedara mara tanya khabar. Bila dah sampai tu, lepas salam dgn Tuanku/Permaisuri I dpt duit raya. Not only me, the whole family dapat duit raya. He..he..he…jadikla dari tak ada langsung.

Lepas balik dari Istana, dah ada tetamu datang rumah. Tok Mak Pah’s family, 3 kereta depa datang…termasuk anak cucu cicitnya. Kelam kabut masing-masing, tapi nak kena siapkan air aje, yang lain semua dah ada atas meja. Then, Syed Zainal Abidin’s family, 2 kereta. Then, Syed Hashim’s family pun 2 kereta jugak. Malamnya ada BBQ kat rumah Tok Mak Pah’s. So, we went there plak, meramaikan kat rumah Tok Mak Pah plak. Izuan pun balik Alor Star petang tu, so he join the BBQ that nite.

2nd raya pagi2 lagi I dah keluar pegi Desa Kamilla jumpa dgn Pak Mat. Dia baru balik dari mekah buat Umrah. Lepas tu singgah Pekan Cina plak, beli Ikan Kering..pesanan dr Tg Nor Azah a.k.a Auntie Non. Tengahari Syed Kamaruzaman and family came. Dia baru dapat baby girl Sharifah Akilla Umairah. Punyala comei baby girl dia..we call her daughter as Baby Doll. Semua geram dengan Baby Doll, sampai dia tak senang dudukla. Dia pun baik plak tu…mau kat semua orang tak banyak kerenah…gelak memanjang. Baru 6 bulan. Abang dia Syed Abdullah…pun handsome macam daddy dia jugak. How I wish…dpt cute babies macam ni

Nadisha a.k.a Abg Bok balik Alor Star juga on 2nd raya. Family mertua dia dekat aje kat Bertam, Penang. Sejam dah sampai. Abang Shiral pun sampai hari ni jugak…dia dari Kelantan, dia sampai petang pukul 5.30pm. Ramaila umat manusia kat Alor Star. Total semua kat rumah tu is 29 orang…ramai tu. Lepas maghrib, kami semua serbu rumah Tg Asiah a.k.a Tok Nda kat Mentalun. My nieces & nephew suka pi sini sebab rumah Tok Nda ni ada banyak kek. Tok Nda jamu makan Roti Jala..kejap aja dah licin. We went there 4 cars. Penuh dah compound rumah Tok Nda. Nak buat macamana…dah big family.

3rd Raya plak. Pagi2 dah keluar pegi rumah Tok Nda. Sebab last nite my parents tak pegi sebab dah malam malas depa nak keluar. So, this morning lepas breakfast sebelum matahari naik dah ada kat depan rumah Tok Nda. Lama gakla duduk sana bersembang. During lunch time, Syed Osman Aidid’s family came. 4 kereta…tu pun dah penuh compound rumah, kereta my brothers including my car total dah 8. Then ni tambah another 4 …sampai ada yg kena tumpang park kereta kat rumah sebelah..sbb kawasan dah penuh. Then Syed Mustapha plak datang…Ya Allah…ramai sungguhla..penat melayan tetamu this year. Non stop yg datang tu. Then Mak Teh’s family from Penang plak datang. Tu tetamu paling last. Malam kami semua layan bunga api plak..heh..heh..heh.

4th raya plak. Papa nak kena urus hal tanah kat Pejabat Tanah di Alor Star. Dia pegi dgn Abg Wan and Uncle. Abg Bok, Abg Shiral, Naim & Syamil balik hari ni. Esok depa dah kerja. Yang datang hari ni is only Tg Kamel & family. Depa makan tengahari kat rumah.

The rest of the days, cuma orang2 kampung, kawan-kawan lama yg datang beraya kat rumah. Dah tak seramai hari2 yang lepas.

I balik KL on 20/10/07. Keluar rumah dalam pukul 9 lebih macamtu. Traffic not that heavy but moving. Along the way was raining. Tak boleh nak speed sangat. Took us 8 hours to reach KL. Sebelum tu singgah Sg Petani, jumpa Nda Aisyah. Singgah kejap aje, tak boleh nak lama takut lambat plak sampai KL nanti. Berhenti kat a few R&R…kali ni I rasa penat sangat. Kaki tiba-tiba boleh cramp…panicla nak tukar driver pun tak boleh. Papa tak nampak nak drive, lama juga I behenti kat R&R Sg Perak..urut kaki cramp. Dah tu dengan hujannya…letih sangat. Sampai rumah dah almost 7.

These are the pics taken during hari raya.

Slide ni plak taken by Nazwal. Dia ni berangan nak buat ala-ala Saiful Nang Pro Photographer. Mari kita tengok hasilnya…

Buka puasa dgn Girl

• Hari ni buka puasa dengan Girl kat Quality Hotel. Dah lama dia ajak I bebuka dengan dia. After so long, hari ni la baru dapat masa yang sesuai. Masalahnya, I ni malas nak drive petang2 ke Shah Alam lalu Federal Hightway. Jalan situ hari-hari jam tu yang tak sanggup tu, dan kena fikir 4 5 6 kali nak pegi sana. I left the office at 5.45pm traffic was very bad jam at Federal Highway.

• Sampai Quality Hotel pukul 7pm. Just nice...Girl pun dah tunggu kat reception. Ramai orang kat sana, from the coffee house until the lobby area penuh dgn meja and tempat makan. Hari ni kebetulan, staff from CIMB, RHB, other private cos pun ada. Puteri Umno pun ada jugak, boleh tahu sebab depa semua pakai uniform color pink.

• The food sedap jugak, RM55 per head. Lot's of choices...tp tak bolehla lawan hotel-hotel yang kat KL nih..more choices. We ate up to 8.30pm...lama tuuu....heh...heh...heh. Mana taknya, makan sambil sembang, lama tak jumpa so bykla isu-isu semasa nak update.

• Lepas tu, Girl ajak pegi SACC. So, okla...sbb awal lagi. Pegi kedai hp. Bukan nak beli hp, tp nak tukar number. Dari 1 kedai ke 1 kedai...semua number macam tak berapa nak menarik. Then this 1 shop, i really like the number its 019 - 3***7744. Sama dengan my car number. Girl kata - Haa...K.Shiera...ambilla...RM10 aje tu. Sbb apa dia cakap RM10, sbb baru-baru ni dia beli number baru harga RM10 aje. Tanpa fikir panjang so nak ambikla nombor tu...tanya2 kat amoi tu berapa harga? RM88 katanya. RM88!!! Amboiii...mahalnya!! Amoi tu cakap....nombor ni cantik maaa...harga RM88. Cehh...!!! terus i suruh dia simpan balik. Takpela...simpan dia punya number cantik tu. Well, nmpk gayanya kena surveyla cari number yang cun..cun.

• Sebelum balik singgah Secret Recipe beli Singapore Laksa The deliciously fragrant Singapore Laksa is flovoured with special in-house creation of shrimp paste, lengkuas, chillies and polygonum leaves..heemm...yummy..yummy. that's is for my dad. As for me plak..Chocolate IndulgenceCreamy and rich Belgian coverture chocolate and white chocolate filling. Absolutely a luscious, luxurious, sinfully rich chocolate lover's dream. Sedapnyaa...!! Girl ckp, K.Shiera...nak masuk mana ni kek ni? Tadi dah makan nasi, lamb, mee, yong tau fu, ABC, roti jala..tak cukup ke?? Ni bukan masalah tak cukup.....ni masalah i'm too skinny and i need to put on weight. She said, alaa....badan k.shiera nih...makanla byk mana pun...tetap maintain slim ...i jeless tauuu. Ha..ha...ha...ha....too bad, tp yang penting..as long as I sihat, tak sakit demam, tak ada sakit2 yg kronik, boleh jaga both my parents tu...dah syurkur alhamdulillah.

PwC buka puasa at JW Marriot

• First time drive to new office ni. Sbb malam ni ada buka puasa kat JW Marriot. Tu yg kena drive tu...kalau tak susahla nak balik malam ni. Tak reti lagi nak bujet time. So, pagi tadi I keluar rumah pukul 7.00am. Dulu masa kat WSD 7.15 ke 7.20 ke ..camtu. Pagi ni I lalu jalan orang kaya. LDP highway RM1.60..then ke TTDI, then Bangsar then masuk Jln Travers. Last nite dah usha2 dah parking yg sesuai, so hari ni kena praktikkanla. Bila I smpi kat parking tu...still empty...org yg menjaga parking tu pun tak sampai lagi. Masa tu pukul 7.45am. Well, tawakkalla...insyaAllah tak adala apa2 yg tak diingini berlaku. Parking situ murah RM4 aje. Compare to other places...yg mahal, and kena menapak punyala jauh...well abaikan. From my office window i can see my car...so setiap jam I akan singgahla kat tingkap nak jenguk cabai i tu..heh..heh..heh.

• Pukul 6 kami bertolak ke JW Marriot. Kami? Saper lagi? Well, Akla, Nora, Oya, Siti, K.Ita and Me. 6!! Ramai tu ....heh..heh..hhe..xper2...cabai i muat masuk kesemua mereka2 itu..jgn risau. Yang comel2 duduk belakang...Akla duduk sebelah I...balance aje...he..he..he.. Gamat sungguh cabai i hari tu...meriah. Jam sungguhla jalan nak p sana. Maklumla..masing2 nak balik buka puasa. Kami sampai sana pun dah just on time bebuka.

• It's a buffet dinner...the food not that bad. Banyak round jugakla makan hari ni.

• Then, bila dah selesai semuanya, I hantar K.Ita, Nora and Siti kat Stesen Putra Ampang Park. Then hantar Oya, then singgah rumah K.Yati jap, last sekali hantar Akla balik. I reached home at 11pm. Nasibla ayahanda ku tak bising...cuma dia call tanya kat mana aje. Tu biasalah.

1st day at 1 Sentral

• Pagi ni macam biasa naik 'limosin' to new office kat 1 Sentral. Cuma hari ni i turun kat KL Sentral..instead of Bank Negara..selamat tinggal BN.

• As a PwC staff, 1st day plak tu, we need to wear a green stricking color shirt. Well, i malula....so i wear a cardigan to cover it up...heh..heh..heh..not that obvious with a cardigan right? Sampai KL Sentral, everywhere, everycorner i can see ppl wear the same shirt. Well, nvm..that's show we part of PwC staff.

• Seperti yg dijanjikan since last week, me and akla janji nak pegi sana sama-sama. I wait for her and k.ros. While waiting k.ana pun ada jugak, kami naik 'limosin' yg sama. Finally they came. We walk to our office, cross MIDA building, then Plaza Sentral building, then Maxis building. Not that far actually, maybe sbb ramai yg jalan sama-sama pagi tu kot...less than 10 minutes kami dah sampai. Takla seperti yg diwar-warkan jauh..kena jln about 15 - 20 minutes!! Eemm...tak betul tu...tak betul.

• Sampai lobi, k.aishah is there...assist us to go direct to Level 15 take our new ID Tag. Bila dah register, we had a welcome gift which is a hive sag bag. Coollll!!! Inside it there's a mineral water and a mug and a book to show us the exact location, where, how, who, Q&A..etc..etc..

• I base at 9th floor, Akla at 11th floor...we need to separate :( Well, finally my new office and new environment, new place, new in everything. My boxes is all here....syukur alhamdulillah tak ada yg hilang. My bos TWH, dah siap kemas barang-barang dia, cepat sungguhla...and her room view is so nice...every body really admire her room.

• Packing time!!! Malas sungguh....nak kena buat jugaklakan. My place paling hujung sekali..paling jauh sekali...paling strategic. Tak ganggu sesapa...mmg privacyla..i really like my place. So, no body will ask me, 'where's the paper, can i borrow ur stapler, the machine is stuck, why the printer cannot print, why the paper is jam, how to start the photocopy machine, and many more' heeemmm....well, now no more Ms Nice Lady okkk. The office phone is so changgih!! Boleh view Missed Calls, Received Calls, Placed Calls...jakun kejap..he..he.he. I have my very own printer, tak payahla jalan jauh2 nak amik printed docs.

• During lunch time...we took pics here and there, Oya lepak at place..sembang2....bulan puasala katakan. Kalau tak..dah lama kami keluar merayau2 cari tempat makan.

• So, the pics below...shows the new office environment of TLS/CIP Dept.

Joanne's Wedding

Wedding Joanne hari ni kat Concorde Hotel, KL. I pegi dgn Oya. Fetch Oya at her house at 7.15pm, mmg lambat well, chinese wedding ni selalunya lambat start eventhough tulis kat invitation kad tu 7.30pm dinner is served!!

When we reached there everybody dah masuk, we're the last guest to reach there. Nasib baik our table dekat dengan pintu masuk. Kami duduk sekali dgn Yvonne. She came with her husband and her son. That table ada lagi other couples which I tak kenal. Maybe kawan2 pada bride & groom.

I saw my ex bos Mr Chooi. Suppose to meet my other bosses as well, like Shirley Ng, Julie Tan, Tan Bee Ti...tp tak nampak pun depa tu semua. They sit elsewhere and quiet far actually.

By 10pm, minta diri nak balik. Lepas Joanne & her husband dah YammSeenngg...on the stage...we make a move. Jauh nak balik nih..nnt lambat plak sampai rumah, murka plak ayahanda ku.

Joanne & Johnny - CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can't wait to see your cute little ones :-)

Last day kat WSD

Hari ni last day kat WSD. Gonna miss this office and my working place. For 6 years I’ve been working here…I mean at WSD, byk gakla kenangan kat sini. Kena naik 2 train kalau dtg WSD, Komuter & Lrt..mahal plak tu. Total cost RM4.40 per day.

Makanan kat sini pun dah tak boleh nak jumpa kat 1 Sentral..mcm kalau breakfast, I & oya mesti pegi kedai Min..pekena roti canai ka, roti telur ka, nasi lemak ka, dah tu paling special is Nescafe Ice…ala2 Starbucks gituu…tp murah and sedap. Sambil makan tu..sempat lagi silau2 jejaka2 kat situ…pehtu talk about it. Oya…no more handsome lawyer :-) Hari jumaat plak kedai Min ada Nasi Bryani..minum dgn Air Asam Boi…pergghhh…sedapnya!!! Akla plak, I know she gonna miss her Nescafe Ice Vanilla …betul tak? Tu cerita about breakfast. Ni nk cerita about lunch plak. Gonna miss Mak Cik Nasi Ayam, Nasi Goreng Kunyit, Kedai Mak Usu & Food court kat Maju Junction. Kalau rajin nak cross main road kat MJ tu..kami makanla kat food court sana…kalau malas…dekat2 ajela. Kalau rasa2 nak makan Nando’s either kat The Mall or Sogo. Kalau shopping plak, MJ, Sogo, The Mall..very near. Walking distance aje. Tp The Mall tu kena naik taxi…but still near to WSD.

Our tailor pun kat Medan Mara..walking distance jugak. Lepas ni jauhla nak menapak ke EsDilla tu kawan-kawan :-) Tp tak pe, kalau kawan-kawan nak tempah baju, u guys can always pass to me the material (provided u guys kena bgtau fesyen apa nak tau), I can go there on weekend, tu pun kalau I nak tempah baju or ambil..bolehla sekali harung :-)

Everything packed!!! Waiting for the mover to take all our boxes to our new office. By 4.30pm they came and took all the boxes. Harap sangat janganla ada yang hilang. Snap a few pics here and there. I bought my chair for only RM5.00!!! Heh..heh…heh..cheap huh!! By 5.15pm we left WSD for good. Sedey jugakla..well, tak sabar jugak nak pegi office baru nih. Akla helped me to push the chair and carry some of things to my car. Thanks Akla for your help!!! Later boleh tolong lagi ek :-)

Tagged

Tagged by Ziez, about 4 things pulak, anyway, here we go:

4 things that scare me:

Being alone
Live without love
I takut ular, stay away from me...
Interview, .. sangatla dap dip dup... siap berpeluh bagai lagi, ish...

4 people who make me laugh:

Sesiapa saje yang buat lawak berkesan
My brothers (Naim/Syamil)
My closest friends
Citer cartoon yang lawak, like spongeBob...

4 things i love:

Dapat shopping sakan tanpa memikirkan harga..main beli ajer…end up sendiri mau ingatla.
Dapat hang out/holidays dengan my gurls friends.
Duduk kat rumah especially kat kampong
Sleep

4 things i hate:

Lambat / Tak punctual!!
People disturbing me, while I’m doing my work
Dah ambil barang kita, pehtu tak reti letak balik
Selfish / rude people

4 things i dont understand:

The feeling of jealousy
Malas nak berusaha sendiri, harap kat orang saja
Tax
..........

4 things on my desk:

Desk top
Handphone
Telephone
Calendar

4 things i'm doing right now:

Siapkan mendalah ni la, dari semalam buat tau...
Bukak email2 penting pehtu forward kat kawan-kawan
Memikirkan apa plak nak taip lepas nieDengar lagu – Anuar Zain (Lelaki Ini)

4 things i want to do before i die:

Merasai nikmat dunia iaitu kahwin pastu ada anak2, haha
Pergi ke mekah mengerjakan haji or umrah bawa parents sekali
Cuti2 malaysia atau luar negeri
Make him convince with my love

4 simple things to describe my personality:

Garang tapi hati ku lembut, eceh...
Simple
Secretive
Lack of confidence

4 things i can't do:

Berenang
Buat masa ini, I tak boleh shopping tanpa melihat price tag,
Read what’s in your mind
Keluar rumah without permission my PAPA


Yes, dah siap dah Ziez... punyelah dok pikir pasal diri sendiri nie, haihhhhhhhh... ingat sonang ke??? susah beb...

Linda's wed & balik kampung

Hari ni attend wedding Sazlinda cum balik kampung. I bertolak dari KL pukul 9.30am. Kenapa lambat? Pagi2 nak kena pegi pasar dulu, beli barang-barang for weekend while i'm away and siapkan breakfast..tu yang lambat tu. Drive alone to Penang..took me 4 hours journey. Traffic not that heavy, along the way from Sg Buloh to Tapah a bit slow coz of the upgrading the hi-way from 2 lane to 3 lane. Well, kena siap before Hari Raya i guess.

Sampai Penang, eh' sampai tol Juru i call Ziez, dia yang tunjuk i jalan nak pegi rumah pengantin. I tak tahu jalan nak p Gelugor tu, nasibla dia ada. Thanks ZIEZ!!! Sampai sana pengantin dah selesai makan dah, tengah duk bersalam-salam dgn tetamu. Well, i dgn Ziez apa lagi, cari pingganla nak makan...lapar weeiihh...jauuhh wooo...driving alone, without co-pilot. Kat sana i jumpa, Nur, Gerard, Sirajuddin & ada lagi, tapi tak berapa nak kenal. Lepas snaps pics here and there, i pun nak balik dah...bukan balik KL, tapi balik Alor Star...hometown yang paling i rinduiii.....

Ziez show me the way out from Penang, nasibla tak sesat....Thanks again Ziez!!!

On the way to Alor Star, suppose to go to Izuan's place to visit his twins, but my parents told me not to stop anywhere just drive direct to Alor Star. Takut nanti kalau I singgah mana-mana nanti sampai sana dah lewat and it's dangerous. So, OK, i dengar nasihat orang tua...terusla balik kampung. Sampai sana pun dah almost 6pm, sebab i drive tak laju pun, slow drive tengok scenery kampung. Lega rasanya sampai kampung, auntie & uncle dah tunggu depan pintu as usual tunggu anak depa balik. Sembang2 kejap, pehtu makan, pehtu mandi, pehtu rehat. Then dinner, sembang2, tengok tv, sembang2, then barula tido. Letih jugakla hari ni...letak2 kepala terus lena tak ingat.

Next day, 26/8 - Lepas b'fast, I pegi Pekan Rabu, shopping barang-barang sikit yg nak bawa balik KL. Banyak barang makan actually..mcm karas, kuah rojak, cucuk meneram, ikan pekasam, minyak gamat, dodol (paling byk), pulut hitam, serunding daging, empeng, dll. Nasibla ada adik yg meniaga kat kedai tu baik hati tolong i bawakan barang2 shopping ke kereta. Kalau tak...mau putuih lenggan I nih punya byk hasil shopping nak bawa tu. Then singgah ke nasi bryani plak, auntie malas masak katanya...well, i belanja makan nasi bryanila hari ni. Dah tu sampai rumah, lepak jap, makan, then tido. Tu la xtvt i paling suka kalau balik kampung, dpt makan, rehat and tido...aaaiii...syiookknyaaa...

Next day, 27/8 - K. Rihana called ajak keluar. So, OK after lunch she came to my house..then we went to Sg Petani. Dia nak tengok wayang, sbb dah lama tak tengok wayang. Ok, when we reach there, the show that we suppose to see dah lepas...next show dah lmbt, lagi pun kami sampai sana pun dah dah petang. Minum kat Old House Kopitiam, then we went to Tanjung Dawai. Kat sana makan seafood. Along the way, jalan kiri-kanan is bendang. Cool sgt. Traffic pun tak banyak..smooth aje driving. Ni la baru 1st time nak pegi sana, sbb all this while, i memang tak tahu pun pasal Tanjung Dawai. Tempatnya dekat dgn beach, beach tu takla elok mcm kat penang ke, pd ke...yang boleh mandi, tempat nelayan...tapi cool la. Seafood kat sana murah...murah sangat!! Dah tu sedap plak tu. We ordered, Ketam 2 ekor..ketam tu masak 3 rasa, Ikan Terubuk bakar, Tom Yam campur, nasi + fresh orange...RM22.00. Murah kan?!?!?!? Dah kenyang, tak larat dah nak drive, but kena drive gak le...kang lambat plak smpi Alor Star. Masa nak balik, kami tak guna PLUS hi-way, kami guna jalan dalam. Lalu jalan kampung-kampung, widing road,...tp kena jaga-jaga jugak...sbb lembu, kerbau byk kat situ, takut ada yg tiba-tiba akan melintas. Lalu jln kampung, jimat duit tol RM12.00.

Next day 28/8 - Balik KL. Yang paling lega, my parents pun ikut balik sekali..sbb nak teman i. Depa risau sebab i drive sensorang so depa nak teman. Otw, kami singgah Sg Petani, rumah Abg Shiral nak tengok Ikhwan Adam, my new nephew..dah big boy dah dia pun. Then, singgah Seberang Perai, rumah Izuan, nak tengok twins dia, especially Imeen aka Mohammad. Dia baru aje discharged sbb Neumonia, alhamdulillah dia dah sihat. Ifeen tu jgn ckpla...very hiper active. Then singgah rumah Nazwal plak, nak ambil biskut and other things...then only baru balik KL. Lunch at Tapah and reach KL at 6.30pm.

lawak yang tak pernah dilupakan..

Nak buat apa hari ni? Bos plak tak masuk seminggu, kerja pulak dah beres..maka I pun taktau nak buat apa, kawan I suruh I surf la satu web forum tu, jumpa satu thread 'Dialog lucu filem P.ramlee'...lawak gila I baca. Hilang segala tension..memang dialog dan filem P.Ramlee tiada orang yang boleh menandinginya. Kalau korang tengok balik citer P.Ramlee, mestinya nak tergelak lagi, kan? Antara dialog2 lawak yang tak kering gusi;


Dalam Pendekar Bujang Lapok...

Ramlee : "Ei Sudin! itu apa bacanya"
Sudin : "Alif! Mim! Waw! Nun! ...............Alif tendang Waw bunyi nya sarkes daaaaaaa"
Ramlee : "Ei apa daaaaaa! takkan yang tulis panjang panjang tu bunyik nya sarkes"
Sudin : "Ei! yang panjang panjang tu dia punya bunga saja daaaaaaaaa. Apa? ko ingat ceti saja yang pakai bunga?


PENDEKAR BUJANG LAPOK

Cikgu Ros - "Aa.. sekarang Cik Sudin pulak"
Sudin - "Saya cikgu"
Cikgu Ros - "Aa.. kenal tak dengan huruf ini?"
Sudin - "Saya kenal cikgu"
Cikgu Ros - "Huruf ini sama dengan huruf Jim, huruf Jim matanya di tengah-tengah tetapi huruf ni matanya di atas"
Sudin - "Aa.. Jim ini matanya di tengah-tengah, Jim ini mata di atas cikgu... Jin pakai toncet"
Murid-murid - "Toncet?! (ketawa) Ha ha ha..."
Cikgu Ros - "Pak Abu tu ketawa terlalu banyak sangat"
Pak Abu - "Cikgu.."
Cikgu Ros - "Aa.. cepat, sekarang Pak Abu pulak"
Pak Abu - "Yang mana?"
Cikgu Ros - "Yang ini.."
Pak Abu - "Oh, ni saya kenal, saya tahu ni.. huruf ini kan huruf - M"
Cikgu Ros - "Itulah Pak Abu, jangan suka ketawakan orang. Yang ini bukan huruf M, yang ini huruf Kha!"
Pak Abu - "Huruf Khaaa?"

citer labu labi dialog antara labu n labi: "err labuuuuuuu tulun ppgl kan bapak aku"labu kuar dr dapur : "ei bkn ke bapak ko da mampusss"

Sawan Si Labu Haji Bakhil- "Allah, pecah juga harta aku Labu..."
Labu- "Yang sebetulnya encik, saya ada sawan encik. Bila terpekik saja, sawan saya datang encik"
Haji Bakhil- "Kerana penyakit sawan kau tu.. papa lah aku Labu"
Labu- "Tidak encik, lain tahun nanti sawan saya kasi kaya encik"
Haji Bakhil- "Bodoh! Setan!"
Labi- (Labi muncul dari luar) "
Apa engkau ini Labu.. angkat itu pun tak larat ka? Bodoh!"
Haji Bakhil- "Diam!! Kau pun setan juga"
Labu- (Labu menyampuk) "Ya encik.. setan! Setan gondol encik. Bodoh! Baghal!"
Haji Bakhil- "Diam!"


citer Nasib DO RE MI...sambungan dari DO RE MI masa diaorang lari kat dalam hutan lepas kena kejar ngan orang kampung jual ubat tipu.Masuk rumah orang giant tu... pastu tetiba Ibrahim Din (MI) : menjerit..Tompel (RE) : terkejut, dia tanya ngapa kau menjerit??MI : aku nampak nasik... RE : mana ???!!!!!!MI : ni (dia tunjuk something yang bertutup ngan kain kat dinding rumah tu) RE tarik kain tu and menjerit jugak sebab terkejut ada patung kepala beruang pastu dia cakap.. : ni bukan nasik.. ni nenek kau!!


SENIMAN BUJAK LAPOK...

P Ramlee : Betapa senang beta punya hati.. betalah yang digelar setan amirul rashid...Director (Ahmad Nisfu) : Bukan setan Syaitannnnn... Sultannnnnn.......


SENIMAN BUJANG LAPOK - masa nak gi screen test..hei ramlee, sapa kau??aku lah king!!king apa??king kong??king kong kepala hotak kau ...


PENDEKAR BUJANG LAPOK..masa dpt surat dr ROS, anak PENDEKAR MUSTAR..

aziz : sekali syair daaa... alkisah..
sudin: tayyib..
aziz: alkisah maka tersebutla kisah..
sudin: tayyib..
aziz: sang kancil datang beramai2 mengadap ke bawah dulu sultan firaun..
ramlee: mane firdaun pakai sultan..
aziz: ntah..(jawab dengan muka toya jeeeeeeeeeee)


PENDEKAR BUJANG LAPOK..

time belajar ngan pendekar mustar...hai mambang biru mambang kuning mambang angin mambang laut..... mambang mabok minum brandy... hahahahahahah!!!lepas tu kena marah dengan pendekar mustar : kau ingat negeri mambang atas sana ada jual brandy..


Seniman bujang lapok...

Sudin... "Oooo dia pakai ekjos besi... patut lah trang-tang-tang. kenapa tak pakai ekjos buloh?"

Bujang Lapok Scene : Sudin melengah-lengahkan masa mak dia dari masuk ke bilik diorang (tengah cover line Ramlee & Cik Normah dalam bilik)

Sudin : (sambil menghalang mak dia masuk ke dalam bilik) mak kenapa mak datang sorang? kenapa tak ajak bapak datang sekali?

Mak Sudin : Kau dah gila Din! Bapak kau kan dah mati?


Seniman Bujang Lapok

SUDIN : Makcik.. Makcik !!.. encik !!.. Encik ni cakap.. PakMat …wroooooooo ruhhhhhh kelepok.. kecepar .. pon pon pon… Belanggar !!! motokar..
MAKCIK : Pak Mat kau selalu begitu .. naik basikal.. tak pernah naik motokar ..
SUDIN (Nada Geram)… : Pak Mat Tempe Belanggar dengan motokarrrrrRRRR...


Seniman Bujang Lapok

A. NISFU : Saudara Majid... mana dia setan-setan tu...
MAJID : Sudah datang tuan...
A. NISFU : Aikk.. ini cat ka kapur ?
AJIS :Bedak tuan....
A. NISFU : Yang ini macam Russian terlepas...
RAMLEE : Baru turun dari bulan tuan....
A. NISFU : Hmm.. Eh !! itu misai ka tanglung...
RAMLEE : Yang ni tuan ? Misai pun boleh tanglung pun boleh... tuan...


NUJUM PAK BELALANG

Pencuri 1 :1 untuk aku, 1 untuk engkau, 2 untuk aku, 2 untuk engkau, 3 untuk aku, 3 untuk engkau, 4 untuk aku, 4 untuk engkau...
Pencuri 2 :Haii.. ini macam kira, berapa lama mau habis.. Pegang.. aku kira.. 1 untuk engkau.. 1 untuk aku, 2 untuk engkau 2 untuk aku, 3 untuk engkau, 3 untuk aku.. lepas 3 apa?
Pencuri 1 :hentam sajalah
Pencuri 2 : hentam sajalah untuk kau , hentam sajalah untuk aku, lepas hentam sajalah..
Pencuri 1 : bedallah
Pencuri 2 : bedallah untuk kau, bedallah untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : ehh .. dalam dunia mana ada huruf bedallah
Pencuri 2 : ehh.. dalam dunia mana ada huruf bedallah untuk kau, ehh.. dalam dunia mana ada huruf bedallah untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : ehh .. apa da
Pencuri 2 : ehh.. apa da untuk kau, ehh.. apa da untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : ehh .. dia ni
Pencuri 2 : ehh.. dia ni untuk kau, ehh.. dia ni untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : ehh .. kau nak mampus yer
Pencuri 2 : ehh.. kau nak mampus yer untuk kau, ehh.. kau nak mampus yer untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : kepala hotak engkau
Pencuri 2 : kepala hotak engkau untuk kau, kepala hotak aku untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : aku bagi karang
Pencuri 2 : aku bagi karang untuk kau, aku bagi karang untuk aku
Pencuri 1 : eh eh eh
Pencuri 2 : eh eh eh untuk kau, eh eh eh untuk aku


Labu Labi

Pak Aji : Mana surat khabar aku ni …. Labiiiiii…
Labi : Ya encikkk… kereta dah siap…
Pak Aji : aku tak mau keretalah .. bodohhh.Labi : kalau encik tak mau kereta.. nanti saya bawakan lori..
Pak Aji : Loriii ??? Kan lagi elok kau bawak kepala kereta api kemari … aku nak surat khabar la !!!
Labi : aaa...surat khabar … ini yang saya sedang cari ni …
Pak Aji : dari tadi kau mencari . baru menyonsor ??
Labi :tadi dah jumpa .. sekarang dah berkecai…

Abisss Daaaaa......
Ada sapa2 teringat dialog P.Ramlee lagi? nak sambung??